@hero_ofthenight: Women are like Gremlins, get them wet and they get into all sorts of trouble.
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@RuthePhoenix: Ever miss somebody so much that you wonder why you became a sniper in the first place?
@Sanbel11: I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind.
@hazelmotes1: "They are more afraid of you than you are of them." -people who know even less about me than they do about bears