@meganamram: Women are like snowflakes: they can't drive
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@Mike_Bianchi: Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend.
@cuppajosh: With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!