@thenatewolf: Women are so confusing, one day they say they love hummus and then the next day they say it’s a bad birthday present.
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@anon_mommy: Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to "reconnect". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass
@myonlymizztake: If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item.
@Cpin42: Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can’t believe that he did it. I wasn’t even sick.