@thenatewolf: Women are so confusing, one day they say they love hummus and then the next day they say it’s a bad birthday present.
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@Gooooats: Me: What's for dinner? Wife: Casserole. Me: Wrong! (hands wife forged doctor's prescription for tacos) We're eating tacos.
@thatdutchperson: [finds sock with hole in it] *gets angry* [puts sock back in same drawer] *repeats forever*