@xysist: Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
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@RamblingMachine: Some fairy tales start with "once upon a time". Others start with "If I won the elections".
@CauseWereGuys: Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.
@WritingWilkie: The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I called my teacher "mom" during sex.