@xysist: Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
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@PsstCaptain: Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms.
@crunchenhancer: My wife asked me: "What's the most risky, dangerous food you've ever eaten." Me: "wedding cake".
@RobertJrDowney: If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.