@Parentpains: Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia.
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@sageboggs: are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]
@Dawn_M_: A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door.
@LnL245: I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time.
@GibJimson: If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing.