@nghtfltguy: Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......
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@Tommytoughstuff: Some people say I hang out with the wrong crowd. They're always like "Hey man we're over here you don't even know those people."
@sameralkhoury: I freak out when i don't see the L and R marks on headphones. There's no way I'm taking that risk.
@pleatedjeans: Me: we're throwing a surprise party for Tim Wife: don't you hate Tim? Me: [filling balloons with bees] yes
@StarWarsProblms: Leia: This is romantic Han: I know Chewie: Rwwar Leia: Does he have to be here? Han: It's a life debt. You're basically marrying us both