@nghtfltguy: Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......
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@Book_Krazy: Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL
@Ivsy01: I like extremes. I want a nerd, but he's gotta be an extreme nerd. Like I don't even want to understand what he's talking about.
@weinerdog4life: Turn your proctologist into a magician by stuffing 45 feet of scarves in your butt.