@nghtfltguy: Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......
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@sexypitabread: "I don't want no scrubs" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes
@pizzasauceboss: *wakes up early* *goes for morning jog* *calls wife to pick him up because he's made a terrible mistake*
@wickedimproper: Note to the 82 year old widow who won the Powerball jackpot last night: Sup, girl?
@jamisondg1: I wonder if in 100 years, ghosts of today will spell out "swag" or "bae" on the Ouija boards