@juliussharpe: Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like.
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@usermcuserface: Tigger: according to this book, we're both apex predators. Winnie the Pooh: really? I am sick of hunny.. ( turn their heads) Piglet: oh shit