@juliussharpe: Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like.
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@Brentweets: I almost choken on food and the whole time it was happening I was just thinking "What a cliche way for a fat person to die of"
@Beer4AGoodTime: I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, "Hi".
@T_Bonezzz_: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier.