@Jennifergr8: Women dressed head to toe in animal print just bumped into me, thought I was being attacked my an obese leopard.
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@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.
@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct.