@ObviousOstrich: Women have a higher risk of getting pregnant than guys.
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@usermcuserface: (Drops) Damn it (Drops) Damn it (Drops) Damn it (Stabs it) (Drops) Damn it - me trying to eat with chopsticks.
@Jennifergr8: God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese.
@saucy_peaches: HR writing an email saying I'm a naughty girl is not an acceptable excuse to not take awareness training... Apparently