@kelkulus: Women I sleep with get so weird when I ask them to sign the guestbook.
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@Carmel_Coleman: You're more likely to find something when you're not looking for it. Right now, I'm not looking for a bunch of cash. I hope this shit works.
@TheIronSherk: Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries.