@kelkulus: Women I sleep with get so weird when I ask them to sign the guestbook.
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@ceejoyner: Original plans for Mt Rushmore had the mouths carved open so they would scream out bats at the setting sun then eat them again at dawn.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I don't care what kinda lighter you have, its fair game if its unattended. Unless its engraved, then I'll give it back for Christmas.
@girl_a_whirl: A spider crawled on my son's hand today. I did what any father would do. I mean, Luke Skywalker seems like a productive member of society.
@TheToddWilliams: [Origins…] BRUCE WAYNE: Did you make all the "Badman" equipment like I told you…the Badmobile, the Badcopter etc? ALFRED: Yeah…wait, what?