@djr_102: Women love shy guys with some sensitive sensibilities. They also love confidence and assertiveness. So, have multiple personality disorder.
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@PaperWash: "I bought a new car!" Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay? "Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
@KeetPotato: fiance: "just pretend to be religious for 10 minutes and he'll agree to marry us" me: "okay" [at church] priest: "it's nice to meet you both" me: [seeing crucifixion statue on wall] "jesus what happened to this guy?"
@squirrel74wkgn: Wife: I told you to slow down. Cop: License & registration, please. Wife (opens glovebox): Divorce papers? Me: Look underneath them.