@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
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@Donnie_Fairburn: The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school asking what you've been up to these days
@Tmoney68: BREAKING: DirecTV subscribers lose The Weather Channel over fee dispute. Luckily, subscribers will keep windows, which they can look out of.
@heatherlou_: A "good parenting" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?