@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible.
@samfromks: *Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers* Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet...
@StarWarsProblms: Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.