@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
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@TheAlexNevil: "A picture is worth a thousand words." --anonymous "A thousand words is for amateurs." --children
@SuperRandomish: When someone asks how I feel, I always answer "Squishy and like I've done something wrong"
@Diversion50: POLICE OFFICER: Your name? MAN: The Rock. POLICE OFFICER: Your FULL name? MAN: [quietly] Theodore Rockinghorse.