@Jake_Vig: Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, "Top Gun".
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@wescraw: We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys.
@DaddyJew: Interviewer: what did you like the least about your last job? Me: my coworkers were just the worse I: it says here that you were a stay at home dad Me: that is correct