@Spaced_Cowboy00: Women remember something that happened five years ago. I can't remember why I stood up.
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@PaulSchissler: People are lot less judgey when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole
@murrman5: "did you ever get married?" [wife looks around her old gym at high school reunion and sees me debating if I can touch the rim] no
@3sunzzz: My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga.
@SketchesbyBoze: the three stages of a woman's life: - the chosen one - the mother - solving crimes in the village