@Spaced_Cowboy00: Women remember something that happened five years ago. I can't remember why I stood up.
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@SondraDeeMe: If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF.
@funnweaver: My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab potential taco thieves.