@Donnie_Fairburn: Women say they like a man in uniform but I've been wearing this naughty nurse outfit all day and not a single woman has approached me yet :(
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@Playing_Dad: Me:*delete pics* IPhone: you sure? M:Yes IP: Ok I'll just put them over here Me:delete them IP: Ok *whispers* keeping them on the cloud tho
@koalaslament: DATING TIP: show her your hula hoop skills. keep adding hula hoops. you're now a slinky. everybody loves a slinky.
@zacharyflynn: You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no.
@weedguy420boner: why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway