@kelkulus: Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling.
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@HMittelmark: There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted.
@WilliamAder: The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms.
@VerbsRProudest: If I could time travel, I'd grab English major me in college & say, "Look, books will nourish your soul but take an appliance repair class."