@StevenAndrais: Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*
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@MichaelTrying: The best part of being incompetent to cook and feed myself is that when I travel I am positive I didn’t leave the oven on.
@AlanFelyk: To change the traffic light from red to green, pick up your phone and try to read a text on your cellphone.
@AimeeHelene1: *slowly walking* *sees kid out of corner of my eye* Me: *walks faster* Kid: *walks faster* Me: *running at the swings, screaming* MIIIIIINE!
@stockejock: Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it.