@StevenAndrais: Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*
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@TheTweetOfGod: .@rickygervais Ricky, if you can get Twitter to verify me, you will be the first atheist allowed into heaven.
@phalguy: 10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
@lurve_meh: It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as "how is she still employed."
@TheTweetOfGod: When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, it means you've been using Apple Maps.