@MrsTomServo: Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.
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@Kyle_Lippert: *brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*
@Book_Krazy: I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom. Let's see if he notices.
@utofellatio: Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?