@MrsTomServo: Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.
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@KyleMcDowell86: Funeral Request: Spread my ashes on a windy day so I get in everybody's eyes and mouth lol I don't even like you guys
@IvoryGazelle: Well, actually, FBI is not an acronym; it's an initialism, because you can't pronounce it as a word. Mom: This is why you have no friends.