@rad_milk: women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady
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@theshamingofjay: Growing a beard comes from laziness. If you ladies think that's sexy I have some laundry on my bedroom floor that'll turn you on.
@Tmoney68: This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it.
@KalvinMacleod: Dave is coming over. Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave? Outside: THIS RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING.