@rad_milk: women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady
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@JizzleLizzle: Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look
@AaronFullerton: "Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."
@Donnie_Fairburn: [First day as a superhero] Oh hell yeah! *sees a crime happening* Already? Ok... *the bad guy looks really mean* Umm, I'll get the next one