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@Sir_Strange: Women who don't even acknowledge your existence just want you to try harder.

I recommend hiding naked in her closet with a block of cheese.

Women who don’t even acknowledge your existence just want you to try harder.

I recommend hiding naked in her closet with a block of cheese.

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