@Bob_Janke: Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies.
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@SteveSuckington: Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either.
@bonehugsnirony: Life is about experiences. First kisses. Books that change you. Self-medication. Dogs telling you to set things on fire.
@PetrickSara: The most horrifying thing I've ever heard: "MOMMY! MOMMY! I think I just did SCIENCE in the bathroom!"