@OutOfLeftField_: Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder.
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@SoniaEryka: "wow with attitude like this do you even have friends" me: yes in fact i have all 10 seasons of it
@rodtopia: I once dated a woman who thought windmills were solar powered. I'm so glad I don't drink anymore.