@Parker_Simpson: wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot...
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@hasht4g: I wonder how long it will be before "You look like a million bucks" is an insult. #inflation
@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader
@UncleDuke1969: My daughter, filling out a college app, called me at home to get my home number. Big shout out to the ex-wife for pissing in my gene pool.