@Parker_Simpson: wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot...
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@AmishPornStar1: It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... Because, apparently, it's illegal to wear someone else's.
@KeetPotato: unstable person: "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams, 9/11 was an inside job" stable person: "i look after horses"
@ThisOneSayz: *at Starbucks* 7yo: can I order for you? Me: sure! 7yo: my mom wants the drink with the salt on the rim. She has it allll the time!