@DimpleThakkar: Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre.
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@kevinrowe1: I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon.
@BlondAmbitionTO: Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?
@MyHairyLife: I will not eat a donut. I will not eat a donut. I will not eat... I will not eat a third donut. I will not eat a third donut.