@bugbucket: wonder why's theres a pizza laying here in the middle of the woods *eats it* *dies 82 years later* dammit it was a trap
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@Lipgloss_Nerd: Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train.
@RapeyRaperton: People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones.
@Illiter8: The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'.
@thetobbie: The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC...