@ch000ch: wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like "u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"
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@speevis: Back from my bike ride and I feel fit as a fiddle ... the fiddle, ya know, that most athletic of instruments...
@blaha_Who: Whenever I get a midnight "Hey" dm from a woman on the weekend, I always reply Maybe she's inviting me to church or something fun like that
@usermcuserface: Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths.
@andylassner: In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world. Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day.