@CindyMeakin: <---- Wonders if aliens just call their ride a FO instead of UFO.
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@DillDoes: hello 911 "whats your emergency" there's someone in my home "are you safe?" it's a girl "do you like her" *starts twirling hair* I dont know
@Jack_Wagon1: If you've never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you've never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch.