@CindyMeakin: <---- Wonders if aliens just call their ride a FO instead of UFO.
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@OohSnapItsChris: Girls love a mysterious man, shiny things and a good chase. Supposedly that doesn't mean put on a mask & run after her with a knife.
@MasterSociopath: I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more.
@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.