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@_SetTheHook_: "Woo, I'm on a roll today, baby!"
@TheRolo: [Wakes up to a mysterious noise]
Lover, is that you?
*Refrigerator hums loudly*
@DaddyJew: Daddy can u get me a drink?
"No, you're 5yo you can get your own drink"
Fine *goes to fridge
"While you're there can you grab me a beer?"
@TheMichaelRock: Her: ID please
Me: my beard is almost white
Her: still need it
Me*whispers* I know why you work at a gas station
@1MeLrO: Any girl can give you pics
I can give you a headache
@thejamietighe: Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.