@FannyB1tch: Word of the day - Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self.
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@Sam_Alan33: Staying at a hotel tonight which means I get to play everyone's favorite game: Are you smarter than a new shower?
@farleftcoast: Whenever anyone quotes the Bible to me I quote Harry Potter to them because I too love a good magical fiction book.
@Sarcasticsapien: This election feels like Tim Burton was writing and directing it and halfway through Quentin Tarantino took over.
@weinerdog4life: A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away