@FannyB1tch: Word of the day - Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self.
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@ricsem: I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?
@FatherWithTwins: Me: Please wait to eat your Craisins until we're in the car *5 secs later Me: What're you eating? 5yo: *Mouthful of Craisins* ......Nothing
@trojansauce: ALFRED: *wringing out wet birthday party invitation* it's difficult to read, but i'd hazard a guess at aquaman, master wayne
@TrainedHedonist: Sometimes I feel driving over Beliebers, but then I'm like, "what is wrong with me??" because I just got my car washed.