@hell_homer: words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you.
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@pharmasean: [At maternity ward] Me: is this where babies are delivered Nurse: Yes Me: You ought to be ashamed. Babies need their livers
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