If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!
@serialmatrix: Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow:
@chicnlil1: Dear boyfriend, i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can.
@gavinpivott: The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
@omgthatspunny: what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh
@Pundamentalism: The saddest thing about trying to find a needle in a haystack is that your horse is hiding a drug habit from you.
@Paul_Eaton1: Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week.