@Underchilde: Wore a hospital gown to work today and faked a cough for 5 minutes, and they said I could have the break room all to myself.
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@Yankeegiant72: I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though.
@aplethoras: me: why do i feel terrible brain: coffee is not a food group brain: eat a vegetable brain: sleep me: guess we'll never know brain: oh my god
@geowizzacist: *finds a sock behind the washing machine* *plays loud dramatic romantic music as I reunite two socks*
@shanethevein: I'm sorry I punched you when you said "Facebook me". I thought you said "Face punch me".