@erica_rosie: Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)
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@SwedishCanary: Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet.
@TheMichaelRock: Tis the season to kidnap a tree, hold it hostage, keep it from its family during the holidays, then leave it for dead.
@littlestp123: boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say "ouch rocks" when walking on rocks
@causticbob: "Susan, will you marry me?" "Oh yes Johnny, yes! Yes!" Ten grand later and it's still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother.