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@daemonic3: [working in garage]

"Hand me a screwdriver, son"

A flat one?

"No"

[mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go

[working in garage]

“Hand me a screwdriver, son”

A flat one?

“No”

[mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go

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