@awescar: Working on a screen play that involves zombies invading a prom. I'm calling it "Prom Nom Nom"
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@fro_vo: Date: any pets? Me: a pet rock D: lol at least u don’t have to housetrain it Me: *flashback to piles of pebbles all over my house* haha yeah
@ClichedOut: HER: where were u last nite ME: *turns on airplane mode* HER: did u just say *turns on airplane mode*???
@fluffysuse: Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list.
@Rebecca8672: UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat.