@awescar: Working on a screen play that involves zombies invading a prom. I'm calling it "Prom Nom Nom"
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@Vodkantots: I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already.
@thatUPSdude: My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep "I know" was probably not the right answer
@internetluke: [comes out of coma after 12 years] ME: Holy shit I forgot to set my AIM status to 'Away'! DOCTOR: you might want to take a seat