@awescar: Working on a screen play that involves zombies invading a prom. I'm calling it "Prom Nom Nom"
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@beeftweets: I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that's 10 times better.
@tjcirimele: *cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*
@Heldinchains: The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy