@Phook75: Working on a theory that Johnny Depp died shortly after The Rum Diary and filthy scarves and wigs are simply wheeled onto movie sets now
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@DevilryFun: I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store.
@YeahDrewisOn: Me: Damn girl your new selfie is awesome but isn't it a bit late to zombiefy yourself? Her: What's zombiefy? Me: ...Your hair looks great!
@DurtMcHurtt: [girl I'm talking to playfully touches my arm] Wait, do that again I wasn't flexing.
@philyuck: "Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred." "So just the normal way you make a martini then?" "That's right."