@Samzen_: World War III will happen when Jason Statham kidnaps Liam Neeson's daughter.
@slimmy_shady: I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist.
@Michael_Erhart: If I was a quotation mark, I'd be a single quotation mark.
@sofunnytumbIr: My senior Quote
@zachreinert03: One time I saw a duck get hit by a wonder bread truck and that's pretty much why I try not to get too ambitious
@amjustspencer: Me: will I find true love?
Ouji Board: A R E Y O U H U N G R Y
Me: dammit grandma not now