@adriennekhals: Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette.
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@thedaisycomplex: If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it's doubtful you'd advise me to be "on it".
@ManiacallySound: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because no body liked you in high school, and then you caught me speeding.