@sageboggs: Worst flight I've ever been on. Waited for hours, plane never left the ground.. I'm never flying Airbnb again
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@TheRealPiney: I'm quitting drinking for a year. *I'm quitting. Drinking for a year. Sorry, punctuation is everything.
@smickable: My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom.
@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?