@_troyjohnson: Worst idea you’ll ever have is oiling your 4 year-old’s squeaky bedroom door. Congratulations, you just made a ninja.
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@Mardigroan: If you throw your hands in the air like you just don't care make sure you put your coffee cup down first. I know that now.
@clindsaysway: The rare times my cat comes to me for affection, I run and hide under the bed, so she knows what that feels like.
@StellaRtwot: I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave.