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@KellieMounce: Worst part of my old job was drug screenings. Had to tell a guy he was pregnant. Lesson: don't use your girlfriend's urine for testing.

Worst part of my old job was drug screenings.  Had to tell a guy he was pregnant.  Lesson: don’t use your girlfriend’s urine for testing.

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