@ChipKellysBalls: Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ...
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@BruceForce: WARNING: DO NOT TRY AND EAT WARREN BUFFET. HE IS NOT AN ACTUAL BUFFET AND IS NOT MADE OF FOOD
@AimeeHelene1: How we're different... You threw a penny in the well & wished for a pony. I threw a penny in the well & wished for that pony to kick you.
@_ElvishPresley_: [restaurant] date: this chicken is a little dry me: I think my burger‘s undercooked waiter: how is everything me: it’s great date: so good