@hamishblake: Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will "change contestants lives FOREVER"...and it's a brain swap with a cow.
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@FunnyTunes: Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Me: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
@CrystalMoon214: Am I the only one who gives people in my neighborhood names they don't know they have? a.k.a. "Running Man","Mustang Bob", "Blue truck dude"
@shivkumarrx: What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT
@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.