@Tups13: Would the Government cope in a zombie apocalypse? Vacant, horrible, disoriented people stumbling around without purpose. Plus the zombies.
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@inojperez: "It's our third date and you still wear that shirt?" Honey, this all they have in prison.
@JohnFugelsang: Somewhere in Heaven... Abraham Lincoln: The ppl who claim to be my followers just totally misquoted me. Jesus: You don't say.
@KalvinMacleod: [school] TEACHER: what’s ur first name? ME: Juan TEACHER: and ur last? ME: Derwall TEACHER: class, this is Juan Derwall ME: *strums guitar*