@goodthyngs: Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up.
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@alli_win: I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
@MrsGoose69: Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once.
@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.
@DurtMcHurtt: TEACHER: can anyone tell me what ostracized means? ME: *hand up* TEACHER: again, it's not a workout video for ostriches. ME: *hand down*