@ieatanddrink: Would you flush a $20 bill down the toilet? Of course not. Yet you're doing it every time you flush 4 $5 bills down the toilet. I'll explain
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@WilliamAder: Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens.
@glenc217: Okay, autocorrect, I get it. Every time I start to type "unattached", you suggest "unattractive". Message received.
@duplicitron: I do shrugs at the gym with like 400 pounds just to show everyone how hard I don't care.