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@MissHavisham: "Would you like to volunteer for the plant sale?" the PTA mom asks brightly.
"I can't, I kill plants."
I lean in & whisper:
"On purpose."

“Would you like to volunteer for the plant sale?” the PTA mom asks brightly.
“I can’t, I kill plants.” 
I lean in & whisper: 
“On purpose.”

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