@davepell: Wouldn't it have made more sense if Al Gore claimed he invented the Algorithm?
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@XplodingUnicorn: 1-year-old: *shrieks repeatedly* Me: Why is she so loud? Wife: That’s how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
@AntozWolf: I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
@junejuly12: When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard