@TheTweetOfGod: Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? "So retro!", you'd think as you were vaporized.
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@radtoria: Cute guy: Is this seat taken? Me: (ok, play it cool) No. *smiles* Him: *takes chair away*
@Adam14: I heard that sadomasochistic vegans like to get beet and artichoked. Some even like getting pead on. Don't turnip your nose at this.
@iGreenMonk: This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head.
@david8hughes: The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses.