@SchooIAnswer: wow 😂😭
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@daemonic3: ME: *reads mac & cheese box* Stir cheese sauce every 5m to keep creamy [4yrs later] ME: *still stirring every 5m* Please.. I have a family
@deadstick_ron: [Dog office] Dog 1: excuse me this is my desk - I pissed on it so.. Dog 2: I just pissed higher on it D1: son of a D2: SON OF A WHAT, DAVID?
@seamussaid: help keep the English language alive by teaching your kids nearly outdated expressions Plus nothing beats a 5yo pointing & yelling "BEHOLD!"
@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.