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@SchooIAnswer: wow 😂😭
@envydatropic: I dunno but if I was a "doctor to the stars" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days
@PretendMaker: A girl's tinder bio said "I would die without food" uh okay me too
@primawesome: Health food? Baby, my body is a '93 Honda hatchback with a headlight out. I'm not about to start putting premium gas in it now.
@lovemyboots111: I'm at the age where an "all-nighter" means I didn't have to get up to pee
@TheRobCee: In hell, your mouth is always freshly brushed & minty, and all they have to drink is orange juice.